June 2009
2 posts
FBI: Test shows Mich. man not missing NY boy -... →
I’ll summarize, so you don’t have to click:
NEWS: There was this boy who was kidnapped in 1955. No one knows what happened to him. Here’s a picture.
RANDOM MAN: I don’t really look like my dad. The boy is clearly me.
HIS DAD: What?!?
DNA: No, sorry.
MAN: Ok.
NEWS: FRONT PAGE!
Ebert's Gone Soft →
Ok, this does it. I have to say something — Roger Ebert is slipping. It’s been said before, but never before by me: Roger Ebert is no longer a fair critic. And as he shows in this review of The Hangover, the latest example of his faltering discrimination, he’s too easy on cruddy films.
Whatever happened to “I hated, hated, hated, hated, hated this movie”?